{"id":11630,"date":"2026-09-17T09:44:07","date_gmt":"2026-09-17T09:44:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stefanomarchetta.it\/wordpress\/?p=11630"},"modified":"2026-09-17T09:44:13","modified_gmt":"2026-09-17T09:44:13","slug":"lommene-o-la-fammene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stefanomarchetta.it\/wordpress\/lommene-o-la-fammene\/","title":{"rendered":"L&#8217;\u00f2mmene o la f\u00e0mmene."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u2018N j\u00f9rne Ggis\u00ec \u00e0 chiam\u00e0te Sande P\u00ectre e j\u2019\u00e0 d\u00e8tte:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<strong>J\u00e9 v\u00f9ije sap\u00e0 chi cumm\u00f9anne lu mu\u00e0nne, l\u2019\u00f2mmene o la f\u00e0mmene<\/strong>,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>p\u00f9rtete c\u00e8nghe picc\u00ecune e c\u00e8nghe cav\u00e8lle, se cumm\u00f9anne la f\u00e0mmene fa vul\u00e0 \u2018nu pucci\u00e0une, se cummu\u00e0nne l\u2019\u00f2mmene d\u00e0ije \u2018nu cav\u00e0lle\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sande P\u00ectre, \u2019na v\u00f2dde arruvu\u00e8te, \u2018nghe la s\u00e0nda pac\u00ecnze v\u00e0 a tuzzulu\u00f2 a la pr\u00e8me p\u00f2rte e da d\u00e0ndre ze s\u00e8nde:\u201d <strong>\u2019Nd\u00f2 m\u00f9vete v\u00e0 a ved\u00e0 ca tuzzulu\u00e0te<\/strong>\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00e0nde P\u00ectre fa vul\u00e0 \u2018nu pucci\u00e0une.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tozz\u00e8le a la sec\u00e0nde p\u00f2rte e s\u00e8nde:\u201c <strong>Ggius\u00e8 m\u00f9vete, \u00e0zze su ch\u00ecule da sa s\u00ecggile v\u2019apr\u00e8<\/strong>\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00e0nde P\u00ectre fa vul\u00e0 \u2018n\u2019\u00e0ndre pucci\u00e0une.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tozz\u00e8le a la t\u00e8rze a la qu\u00e0rte p\u00f2rte, sembre la \u0161t\u00e8sse c\u00f2se, ma a la qu\u00ecnde p\u00f2rte nne ze s\u00e8nde ni\u00e8nde, s\u00e0ule \u2018na ped\u00e0te ca z\u2019avvicen\u00e8ve a la p\u00f2rte e \u2018nu cri\u0161tijan\u00e0une, \u2018nu marcand\u00f2nie, \u2018na c\u00e8rca d\u2019\u00f2mmene z\u2019aff\u00e0cce e addumm\u00f9anne: \u201c<strong>Ggiuvun\u00f2 chi v\u00ec truvu\u00e8nne?<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00e0nde P\u00ectre \u2018nu cc\u00e0une \u2019mbaur\u00e8te, arp\u00e8te la dumu\u00e0nde:\u201d<strong>Chi cumm\u00f9anne a \u0161ta c\u00e0se?<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019\u00f2mmene arsp\u00e0nne:\u201d<strong>J\u00e9 cummu\u00e0nne pecc\u00e0?<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u00e0nde P\u00ectre:\u201c<strong>Fenalm\u00e8nde, sc\u00e8ite \u2018nu cav\u00e0lle<\/strong>!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019\u00f2mmene:\u201c<strong>Asp\u00ectte, m\u00f2 addummu\u00e0nne a m\u00e0ime<\/strong>\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stefano Marchetta<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un giorno Ges\u00f9 a chiamato San Pietro e gli ha detto:\u201d Io voglio sapere chi comanda il mondo L\u2019uomo o la femmina, portati cinque colombe e cinque cavalli, se comanda la femmina fai volare una colomba, se comanda l\u2019uomo dagli un cavallo\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>San Pietro una volta arrivato, con la santa pazienza va a bussare alla prima porta e da dentro si sente:\u201d Antonio muoviti vai a vedere chi ha bussato\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>San Pietro fa volare la prima colomba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bussa alla seconda \u00e8 si sente;\u201d Giuseppe alza il culo da quella sedia e vai a aprire\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>San Pietro fa volare la seconda colomba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bussa alla terza e alla quarta la stessa cosa, ma alla quinta non si sente niente solo un passo che si avvicina alla porta e un cristianone, un marcantonio, una cerca d\u2019uomo si affaccia e dice:\u201d Giovanotto cosa vai trovando\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>San Pietro un po\u2019 spaventato ripete la domanda:\u201d Chi comanda in questa casa\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019uomo risponde:\u201d Io comando perch\u00e9\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>San Pietro:\u201d Finalmente, scegli un cavallo\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019uomo:\u201d Aspetta adesso domando a mia moglie\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2018N j\u00f9rne Ggis\u00ec \u00e0 chiam\u00e0te Sande P\u00ectre e j\u2019\u00e0 d\u00e8tte: \u201cJ\u00e9 v\u00f9ije sap\u00e0 chi cumm\u00f9anne lu mu\u00e0nne, l\u2019\u00f2mmene o la f\u00e0mmene, p\u00f9rtete c\u00e8nghe picc\u00ecune e c\u00e8nghe cav\u00e8lle, se cumm\u00f9anne la f\u00e0mmene fa vul\u00e0 \u2018nu pucci\u00e0une, se cummu\u00e0nne l\u2019\u00f2mmene d\u00e0ije \u2018nu cav\u00e0lle\u201d. 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